? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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