God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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