one two three fourrrrnication!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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