god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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