Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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