Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it hurts more in the daytime
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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