she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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