Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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