fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
