I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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