Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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