Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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