So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
