Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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