mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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