Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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