Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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