I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
These tits shall not be calmed
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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