But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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