I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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