new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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