so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Terrible idea I love it
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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