Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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