I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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