I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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