so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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