Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
