I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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