Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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