What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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