You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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