I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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