I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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