lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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