Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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