is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
