why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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