8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Someone shit on the floor
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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