new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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