apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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