Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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