I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
