Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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