i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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