I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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