Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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