just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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