Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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