Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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