I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize
