is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
And then he peed in my hair
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