Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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