Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So much rum. So many feels.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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