He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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