I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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