this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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